Three years ago I cut my hair short... Real short.. I mean like close to 5cm...
My hair grew back at a speed not to far from the speed of light. With in almost three years it was yet again round about halfway down my back.
Time came and went and the other day I had to cut my hair again due to split-ends. The
Anyway to get to the joke (Bloggo you'll get use to me veering from the point a lot hiehie :P) That night I had an idea. I decided o try and play a joke on Expert.
I told him that I cut my hair... His immediate reaction was:
'How much!?!' I told him 'Its terrible!' not satisfied with my reply he asked 'Ears, neck or shoulders?'
Being the good person I am not wanting to lie I told him yet again:
'Its terrible!!!!'.
'Neck?'. I knew he wouldn't not be fooled if I continued saying its terrible so I told him how much I cut off, which is about 2-3cm.
He thought I meant that's how long my hair was (which was after all the idea). He obviously was shocked that i would do something like that.
'Why did you do it!?!'
'I told the hair dresser to just cut my dead-ends. She must have thought all my hair was dead...'
I was laughing so much it wasn't even funny.
'Oh well I'll see it tomorrow' came his gullible reply.
'I'll probably be wearing a hat though!'
'Don't wear a hat. Be happy with what you have. Don't be awkward with it your just going to make the other people awkward too.'
'Fat chance!! I think I'll be wearing a hat for the next two years!'
Not wanting to bore you dear Bloggo i will not continue with our flippen boring conversation but get straight on with what happened next.
I was looking forward to see Experts facial expression when he saw my hair. But alas hear what happened next...
The next morning my mom went to the shops and bumped into his mom there.... Tragedy above tragedy.
She told my mom 'Oh I hear you daughter cut her hair' slightly shocked.
My mom replied "Oh my husband hardly noticed.'
Noooooooooo!!!!!! I should have told my mom...
Oh well it was still fun laughing at his gullibility
