Lasange, Ukulele and a mini elephant...

 It was a picnic on a green lawn in front of a Jane Austin style house along with one of my buddies... Weirdest picnic I've ever had in my dreams... There under a tree we sat and ate lasagna.. Now it wasn't an ordinary lasagna, it was delicious, but definitely not ordinary... It had odd shaped picture pattern forms or something on top which apparently according to the chef was very nutritious... I couldn't care less... Except that this pattern thingamajiggy looked exceedingly weird...
 Nothing has ever stopped me from eating eating lasagna (which I might mention is my favourite food) and neither did these decorations...
 We sat there on the grass under a tree eating lasagna, laughing and chatting and all of a sudden as known to happen in dreams I was trying to play a ukulele... Now I can play guitar but for those of you who don't know, there is a huge difference between a guitar and a ukulele. For instance a ukulele has four strings where as a guitar has six... Or twelve when they are really really cool... So I was trying to jam around a bit on this on four stringed guitar-like instrument, when all of a sudden I was walking down the isles of a super market looking for a book with ukulele chords.
 I asked somebody who worked in the supermarket where they're booklets with ukulele chords where and as you know in dreams everything works out like you want them too and the booklet turned out to be instructions on how to ride mini elephants which I suddenly found myself sitting on...
 I gave up me hopes of finding the ukulele chords and rather busied myself with what I thought was much more exciting... Riding a mini elephant... I rode down the shopping isles on my new found friend and to my utter astonishment we didn't break anything or anybody...
 Just as suddenly as when I had started playing the ukulele and found myself positioned on a mini elephant I was robbed from the luxuries of my wonderful dreamworld by a voice who told me that the sun was shining and that the time had come for me to awake and enjoy a beautiful day...
 My only thoughts were that I do believe that riding mini elephants is way more fun than enjoying what ever beautiful day... Dreams sadly have a tendency to end... Unthoughtful things... The only dreams that has a tendency to last are the real ones... As if you didn't know that... Just remember that...
 I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies, this is the dawning of the rest of our lives on holiday!

A new year, a new beginning, a new deal...

 Some people might call it a deal, other a dare, I for one don't have a clue what to call it... Maybe 'my English assignment for 2012' is appropriate. Anyways you might be wondering what I'm talking about, so I'll tell you whether your puzzled, confused, interested or not. Its a long story that reveals a little bit of personal family history and so on, so if your the kind of Blog reader who is easily bored by what will follow I kindly suggest that you just go on and read the next blog. The only reason why I'm doing this after all is for one person alone...
 Let me not bore you and rather start with my story...
 Me and my sister are like sisters are... We fight, we chat, we enjoy moments together, we tease each other (mostly I tease her), we just have a swell time forgiving each other for all the various things that we do to each other... We have always gotten along pretty well, but last Friday night something out of the ordinary happened... After the local baptist youth which we attended ended we got home and after she used my brush (like always!!!) we started chatting... We talked and talked and laughed and talked and laughed and the story goes on and on... Eventually she looked at her watch and saw that it was 2 o'clock in the morning!!! "Wow that's late... oh but did you see...?"... after what seemed like 10 minutes she looked at her watch again... 3 o'clock... 4 o'clock... I've never before told her things like the things I told her that night... I've never laughed so hard... or more appropriately suppressed such hard laughter...
 I think it was at about three o'clock when we were discussing the tedious and boring subject of school, (do not ask me why!) that we made the deal... The deal is... (da da da dummm!!) that I have to write a blog post every two weeks... Shame poor you... what an anti-climax! but you'll have to forgive me because that is the truth.. I will in the future blog the funny moment at home (She is tragically going away to varsity.... It's going to be such fun!!! such freedom!!! but I'm going to miss her... ) and my dreams which are apparently hilariously funny... Urmmm okaaay we'll have to see about that... so now that you know what the deal is I'll continue with the story about that night...
 Five o'clock I sneaked into my parents' room to go and switch of the alarm and sadly I think I woke them up... anyways I tried to be silent but being me I guess I didn't succeed ;)... As I was halfway across the room my mom asked "Up so early?" I replied that me and my sis had just chatted all night long and that I was matter-of-factly still in my clothes which I had went to youth in... "Oh are you sorting out issues?" " Gee, Thanx mommy ;)" anyways we went into the kitchen and devoured most of the peaches to my brothers delight (no sarcasm), and started watching a movie... now there's something I have to tell you... due to the fact that my one eye focuses better than the other I only read with the one... When I get really, really tired while I read the 'non-reading' eye slowly starts closing while the other continues to read... Now it has never happened to me while watching a movie but that morning I had the privilege... NOT... Anyways half way through the movie I stopped it and went to bed at last... After five hours of sleep I woke to remember that we had a friends 16th birthday party that night... Shucks, I'm a genius!
 As a footnote I feel honoured to tell you that I was perfectly awake and not tired at all at a very awesome party... what ever that has to do with the deal... Inner Space is Complicated... Especially mine seeing that it is my thoughts and mind... I hope you've survived through this long and tedious blog post...
 Over the next few months hopefully you'll enjoy reading about what is happening in my lovely hometown and inner space ;)
 Greetings from an inexperienced blogger!

Oh what a good laugh!!!

 Oh Bloggo you got to hear this one hehehehe my its a good joke even though I say so myself... hiehiehie.
 Three years ago I cut my hair short... Real short.. I mean like close to 5cm...
 My hair grew back at a speed not to far from the speed of light. With in almost three years it was yet again round about halfway down my back.
 Time came and went and the other day I had to cut my hair again due to split-ends. The horrid stupid ugly hairdresser  surprisingly did what I asked her to do and just cut my dead ends. (Just as a little note, I like hairdressers even less that the average kid likes the dentist. They irritate the living daylight out of me...)
 Anyway to get to the joke (Bloggo you'll get use to me veering from the point a lot hiehie :P) That night I had an idea. I decided o try and play a joke on Expert.
 I told him that I cut my hair... His immediate reaction was:
 'How much!?!' I told him 'Its terrible!' not satisfied with my reply he asked 'Ears, neck or shoulders?'
Being the good person I am not wanting to lie I told him yet again:
 'Its terrible!!!!'. 
 'Neck?'. I knew he wouldn't not be fooled if I continued saying its terrible so I told him how much I cut off, which is about 2-3cm.
 He thought I meant that's how long my hair was (which was after all the idea). He obviously was shocked that i would do something like that.
 'Why did you do it!?!'
 'I told the hair dresser to just cut my dead-ends. She must have thought all my hair was dead...'
 I was laughing so much it wasn't even funny.
 'Oh well I'll see it tomorrow' came his gullible reply.
 'I'll probably be wearing a hat though!'
 'Don't wear a hat. Be happy with what you have. Don't be awkward with it your just going to make the other people awkward too.'
 'Fat chance!! I think I'll be wearing a hat for the next two years!'
 Not wanting to bore you dear Bloggo i will not continue with our flippen boring conversation but get straight on with what happened next.
 I was looking forward to see Experts facial expression when he saw my hair. But alas hear what happened next...
 The next morning my mom went to the shops and bumped into his mom there.... Tragedy above tragedy.
 She told my mom 'Oh I hear you daughter cut her hair' slightly shocked.
 My mom replied "Oh my husband hardly noticed.'
 Noooooooooo!!!!!! I should have told my mom...
 Oh well it was still fun laughing at his gullibility

And I shalt call him Bloggo.

 I got this blog because when my sister was busy with hers it looked so cool and such fun!
But just After I got it a thought occurred to me... 'what am I going to write about?!?'
An annoying expert (who is also a friend) told me that I should write to the blog itself not the people out there...
I thought what it would be like if I had to start each post with 'dear blog'... My verdict was 'Highly Annoying!!!!'.
 So I've decided that I shall Follow my dear friend's advice and indeed write to my blog and not to who ever is reading this... But I am going to give it a name.
 And I shalt call him Bloggo. And he shall be mine. And he shall be my Bloggo.
 Mwahahaha.... I think I'm gonna like this...